are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
