lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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