I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
So much rum. So many feels.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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