U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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