i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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