I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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