So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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