But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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