bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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