hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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