Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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