he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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