it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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