i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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