THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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