walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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