Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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