this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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