cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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