how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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