Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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