I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
God, I missed his penis.
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