Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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