i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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