Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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