i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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