So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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