The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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