Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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