Yo dont text me then not text me
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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