Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Come share oat with me in your robe
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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