question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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