i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Farmville is her only friend.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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