Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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