Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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