Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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