we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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