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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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