The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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