Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
"it" just moved
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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