i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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