but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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