So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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