I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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