So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
