Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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