I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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