a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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