I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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