apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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