First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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