You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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