8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think my nap took me to another dimension
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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