please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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