He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
there is puke in my bra ... again
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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