You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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