No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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